Now is the time for all good professors to select new text books so we have been inundated by publisher's reps. It got so bad that I posted the following notice on my door today:
The emergency holographic biology program (Decelles Simulator version 1.0) is currently in the office. If you are a biology student, the program is fully equipped to answer your questions. Otherwise, you should wait until Dr. Paul (Organic version 1.0) returns on Monday."
Shades of Star Trek Next Generation.